Posted 3 weeks ago

dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

Posted 3 weeks ago

drhanniballecter:

Fun April Fool’s prank:

Frame your best friend for your multiple murders.

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Posted 3 weeks ago

valerieparker:

domics:

montoya:

domics:

Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?

So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind. 

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NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT

Posted 3 weeks ago

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

Posted 3 weeks ago

crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

SOMEONE IN MY GEO CLASS JUST SAID THAT THEIR FAVOURITE COLOUR IS STRIPES
STRIPES WHAT THE FUCK I’M SO DONE

Posted 3 weeks ago

hiddlesassbutt:

lesgledemeaux:

coconnell72507:

ssugawara:

repeat after me, folks: there’s a difference between liking villainous characters and being obsessed with the idea that they’re somehow better people than they actually are.

But… Loki

shhhhh don’t

he tried to kill an entire race don’t try to justify his actions because he’s pretty

(Source: kishigamis)

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

superlockedintardis:

megslittlehellhound:

Imagine it:

You’re sitting in an internet-less cafe, with your computer and nothing to do on it because there’s no wifi

but then, a tall man, about 6 foot 4, with shaggy brown hair and broad shoulders comes in, and boom

network detected 

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(Source: sevintran)

Posted 3 weeks ago

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

Posted 3 weeks ago

dark-squishy:

roseonabeach:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

I am Iron Man

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