hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.
cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN
one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him
his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason
Have you ever heard anyone say ‘easier done than said’ ?
So, one day my coworker said “is anything easier done than said” and I let him pontificate about this for a while and then I said to him, “silence” and that blew his mind.
NO I HAVE NOT HAD ENOUGH COFFEE TO CONTEMPLATE YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL SHIT TUMBLR STOP THAT
repeat after me, folks: there’s a difference between liking villainous characters and being obsessed with the idea that they’re somehow better people than they actually are.
he tried to kill an entire race don’t try to justify his actions because he’s pretty
You’re sitting in an internet-less cafe, with your computer and nothing to do on it because there’s no wifi
but then, a tall man, about 6 foot 4, with shaggy brown hair and broad shoulders comes in, and boom
Is this the real life
Or is this just a fantasy
no this is patrick
I am Iron Man